a "traditional" birthday song for ya. (it's traditional for the group i belong to any way.)
THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE
tune: "Volga Boatmen"
1. Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
2. Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
3. Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
4. Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday.
P.S. I've got clothing older than you also.
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