No, that's not my relative. If that happened to me, I'd have missed both the bear and moose by nose-diving off a 200 foot cliff. My last sounds would be of the combined moose/bear laughter in the distance.
BTW, no moose sightings in our neighbourhood; nearest one's been about 5 miles away, but of course we did have that bear in our yard two years ago. No car damage, but it cost me a nice bird feeder and lots of Zout to get the stains out of my britches!
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