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11th May 2012, 01:12 PM
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The Linux joke thread.
I start with the biggest joke I ever seen:
Ubuntu. 
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11th May 2012, 01:19 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
Nope.
Gnome 3.
And possibly bigger yet - Fedora 17.
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11th May 2012, 01:37 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
Windows 8; not specifically Linux, but it blocks any attempt to add it. (okay, Terry, now it's time to jump in and defend your beloved Windows).
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11th May 2012, 01:38 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
How do you know its linux? Your games won't work despite having 8 gb ram and a expensive grafic card.
And a joke describing the Ubuntu love and google's no love relationship:
Ubuntu + google in meeting. Ubuntu playing the song: JUSTIN BIEBER BOYFRIEND, google playing P.I.M.P.
google saying: "all your linux are belong to us".
Ubuntu: *looks thrilled* "yes working with you are a pleasure...... can I be your boyfriend?".
google: u install chrome..
ubuntu: "ok sorry google yes yes we install chrome and make sure to bring you more traffic, we don't know why but working with you are very beneficial to us we imagine after hearing a slogan about good vs evil, we kinda gave up on linux and now we want to fight evil with you".
Google: Ima pimp, and watch us kill ubuntu one with our own service. Next up: chromebook and android will eat your main market as well.
Ubuntu: yes, fighting evil YES YES google Ohh google I love you so much - you do no evil.
Google: I have no love for you, stupid.
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11th May 2012, 01:57 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
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Oooooohkay.
Best recent Linux joke?
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Dial-up support in any current fedora release! <..  ..>
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11th May 2012, 02:00 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
Why does Linux come in so many different versions? Cus everyone that tries it realises that this can be done better. =O
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11th May 2012, 02:03 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
You do understand that you're being indulged here, right?
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11th May 2012, 02:21 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
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You do understand that you're being indulged here, right?
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Ok I can tell when I'm not wanted by any mods/admins. Its time for me to leave this place, please remove or at least ban my acc thank you.
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11th May 2012, 02:33 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
Well ... that seems a bit drastic. How about you just smile, glean that you aren't the only one here with a sharp sense of the ridiculous, and just take the friendly poke in the ribs for what it is.
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11th May 2012, 02:35 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
Q.Why do you never play Cluedo with a Linux Sys Admin?
A. It's always Kernel Panic in the Shared Library with a pipe!
Sorry :-(
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11th May 2012, 02:36 PM
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11th May 2012, 02:49 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
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Ok I can tell when I'm not wanted by any mods/admins. Its time for me to leave this place, please remove or at least ban my acc thank you.
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Because it's so obvious what you're doing here all the time.
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11th May 2012, 02:53 PM
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Re: The Linux joke thread.
*Sigh!*
Before this has a chance to get any uglier ...
Sadly ... thread closed.
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