W-w-w-w-w--WINDOWS!?!? <..

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Bob!? ... Windows?! My God, man! Say it ain't so!
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It's probably VISTA, too!
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Scoundrel! HERETRIC! SLACK-JAWED LACKEY!
Somebody git a rope!
Decent people just don't use ...
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Uh, oh! Wait a minute. Which box am
I on?!?
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AAAAUUUUGGGH! <..

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