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Old 28th February 2008, 02:15 PM
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Everyone please read this joke I made about windows. :) READ!

Linux was dressed in a beautiful quad core gown with a decent sized 1gb size heels and a dash of SElinux makeup even though she didn't need it. Standing next to her was windows vista with a tux on sort of, but the buttons looked like they were about to explode. The tux would have been nice but it seemed to be more made for a mac. I remember it just like it was yesterday and windows was a decent dual core kind of guy and he was near the cake having his fill of 4gbram but it still never seemed to satisfy him. Linux offered him some 8800gt soda but neither it helped him relaxed, I think I saw him sweating a bunch of spyware/viral. This match looked like a shotgun wedding but we still decided to go through with it, I mean I thought I loved him! We lasted a week and I ended up getting everything back witch he stole from me and what little he owned or stole from others. It serves him rite! I caught him in bed with mac and I almost lost it rite there and all windows did was stand there frozen and his face blue screened so I just slapepd him and left, I'll never be with you again windows.. GOOD BYE!
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Old 28th February 2008, 04:05 PM
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You definately have too much time on your hands....
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Old 28th February 2008, 11:58 PM
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How did you know? Ha! I do.
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Old 29th February 2008, 02:39 AM
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stephanie.steve: I think I can safely speak for at least 99.95% of us here in wishing sincerely that you do not quit your day job to become a comedian.
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Old 29th February 2008, 04:00 AM
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Oh really, where are your joke posts that you made then? Unless you can think of something more interesting and it's not in a google search of course.
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Old 29th February 2008, 04:18 AM
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im sure there's a joke thread around here,, in fact i think there is,, Search the forums you might get a headstart
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Old 29th February 2008, 05:12 AM
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Oh, I know about that thread lol. I just thought of that joke because I was really bored.
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Old 29th February 2008, 06:26 AM
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I thought it was a good joke. I liked it.
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Old 29th February 2008, 07:00 AM
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watch parliament question time, im sure you'll learn some funnies
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Old 29th February 2008, 07:26 AM
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Robin Wiliiams is watching the US congress on tv. "This makes golf look like porn."
When I heard that I totally cracked up.
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Old 29th February 2008, 11:28 AM
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That's up to all of you.
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