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A new lawsuit against Microsoft has been placed against microsoft by a group which usually has nothing to do with the computing industry at all, the Society for Protection Against Crulety to Animals.
This took place after photos leaked out of Redmond showing A large group of monkeys sitting behind computers wearing office shirts, drinking coffee and typing out lines of code.
One particular image showes a close up of one of the monkeys' screen and after asking some hackers were asked it was revealed to be an attempt at kernel code. Taking the date also displayed on the screen it coincides with the creation of Windows Vista.
After seeing this the SPCA filed a law suite imidiatly on account of how programmers work under very high stress and their human...
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