A joke that needs completion...

[iwasapenguin]

This is what I have wrote:

A new lawsuit against Microsoft has been placed against microsoft by a group which usually has nothing to do with the computing industry at all, the Society for Protection Against Crulety to Animals.
This took place after photos leaked out of Redmond showing A large group of monkeys sitting behind computers wearing office shirts, drinking coffee and typing out lines of code.
One particular image showes a close up of one of the monkeys' screen and after asking some hackers were asked it was revealed to be an attempt at kernel code. Taking the date also displayed on the screen it coincides with the creation of Windows Vista.

After seeing this the SPCA filed a law suite imidiatly on account of how programmers work under very high stress and their human...

If any one can think of a conclusion please send to ryan.mccoskrie@gmail.com .
Cheers.

Sorry, but what is a "Law suite?" Is it a large room in a hotel where only lawyers stay?

Wayne

[Coolerthanyou]

Redmond goes off in a mushroom cloud! Hahahahah, heelarious

[Iron_Mike]

Cruelty to animals................

[ibbo]

I always knew they were a bunch of apes down there.

[sailor]

They came and took all the monkeys away to the zoo...stand back from the Ballmer monkey, he tends to fling stuff....

[iwasapenguin]

I just realised that Micro$oft will probabaly say that in fact forcing the monkeyes to do the programming helps them because it pushes forwed monkey evolution ("Capachin evolution has stalled", says Gates. "By placing them in an environment were intellagence is the key we force it that only the most intelligent monkeyes find mates thus increasing intelligence over the generations")

[John the train]

Originally Posted by iwasapenguin

I just realised that Micro$oft will probabaly say that in fact forcing the monkeyes to do the programming helps them because it pushes forwed monkey evolution ("Capachin evolution has stalled", says Gates. "By placing them in an environment were intellagence is the key we force it that only the most intelligent monkeyes find mates thus increasing intelligence over the generations")

And Balmer is living proof?

[iwasapenguin]

What?! Surely not increased intelligence?

[John the train]

Well, if you can raise a used-car salesman to the intelligence of a monkey...

[b_martinez]

After seeing this the SPCA filed a law suite imidiatly on account of how programmers work under very high stress and their human...

After reviewing this the Judge in the case threw it out with the comment
"Who else would you expect to work for Microsoft?"