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betting it was smaller and more powerful than what the US Gov ran during WWII. it was too fast for the ancient inhabitants to keep up with, so they employed the help of Bob Microsoft (upon which the recent microsoft bob is based) to slow them down. it worked for the first few hours, but the inhabitants refused to purchase any anti virus or spyware software, stating that "on our old rig, it was unnecessary to protect our hardware, this one is slower and bulkier, should it not be inherently more safe?" the people of atlantis were wrong sadly, and their computers slowed to the point that their CPs were unable to boot. the infostructure of atlantis was destroyed, and then the barbarians invaded from the north, looting the city of Rome.... Er... Atlantis... then it sank. into the water. (i was not saying that rome was atlantis, that theory has been long since debunked, i was just a little confused.)
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Yes... it does make sense... somehow...
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