Van-dalism

[Evil_Bert]

Of course, I wouldn't, but some might say that it's a bit like that old joke ...

Q. What do you call a bus full of lawyers plunging over a cliff?
A. A good start!

Gunmen ram van into Microsoft's Greek headquarters.

[RupertPupkin]

So something crashed on Microsoft. Usually it's the other way around. Hey-O!
I'll be here all week.

[bob]

Sounds expensive to repair the damage..... Oh look, there's a price increase on Office...

[mmix]

it sound like another "secure boot interface" to me.
we don't want it, but something crashed on our new computer..