Helluva world, ain't it?!
The good: (Unless you own the gas station.)
The bad: (Not a good day to be a Microsoft investor.)
The silly: (I thought Vista was premium OS?)
The Just-Plain-Dangerous: (Don't these kids know it's illegal to swim if there isn't a government licensed lifeguard present? And that doesn't even take into account the possibility of a bad dog or a "shoot first" owner!)