After I gave my little sister a computer with linux on it for her very own she proceeded to write an ode to linux (in OOWriter nonetheless!) It goes as follows:
Ode to the Linux
Oh my dearest Linux
You have served me well
I hope to spend more time with you,
and your features that are swell.
I'm sorry your keyboard is cracked,
and oddly stained from hand,
but someday I'll grow really rich,
and buy everything for you that I can.
If you're feeling lonely,
I'll clean you up a bit,
and organize your desktop,
so you'll find your way around it.
I promise to take care of you,
and never let you down,
'cause Linux is the one for me,
Windows will go down!
I thought some of you might enjoy it, heh.