Air Windows Vista

[Tux_in_Redhat]

You know those "If Windows Were an Airline" jokes? Here's one someone could add:

Air Vista
There's talk that this is better than Windows XP, so you explore it yourself. The plane is larger than all the other jets. Once you enter the plane (after paying $50,000), there is little room to maneuver to your seat because of large pieces of art and large plants to give you a good feeling. Every twenty minutes during the flight, it need to stop for an "upgrade" while people you don't know stare in at your family and what you're doing. After the flight, the pilot gets up and orders everyone to stay seated, because "there's no leaving this plane!"

[nimbius]

bathroom doors and cockpit floors have been made translucent, and despite calling this "aero.," its actually made the plane slower.

[Tux_in_Redhat]

If forgot, if you ask the flight attendant for some juice, she'll ask, "Orange or apple?"
"Apple."
"Red delicious or golden delicious?"
"Red delicious?"
"Ripe or sour?"
"Ripe."
"Made in March or April...?"
After about twenty questions, the flight attendant will give you milk.

[nimbius]

youve been given milk because your hand isnt vista ready for juice yet. those riding in first class are still wondering why the seats look the same.

if your airport isnt vista airplane ready, your flight will take 2 hours longer than estimated and you'll land with the gears retracted in longterm parking.

theres an inflight movie, but its "3 days or 3 plays."