Beware of photos of hot women they could be your stepmpm

[Shadow Skill]

this is probably going to make this kid feel wierd for a long time. (http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/45469/Woman_Sues_When_Son_Masturbates_Onto_Her_Photos)

[parish]

"Hey Bill, remember when I asked your step-mom to the prom?"
"Shutup Ted!"

Daniel

[Shadow Skill]

"Hey Bill, remember when I asked your step-mom to the prom?"
"Shutup Ted!"

Daniel
LOL

He has to feel real awkward about this especially knowing that he cost her about 27k euros on top of realizing that it was his stepmother. At least it wasn't his blood mother or another female blood relative..That would have been horrific for him in all likelihood.

[kfouzder]

whats that mean ??????

[rappermas]

All I know is that pictures that valuable shouldn't be put in some random box where anyone can find them.

[Jongi]

self love \o/

[Shadow Skill]

Hah yea the self love bit was just great.

[parish]

whats that mean ??????
If you're asking about my post, it's a quote from the movie "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"; Bill's dad married one of their high school classmates. Probably had to be there.

Daniel

[rick3878894]

I had some thing like this happen with my aunt. I didn't meet her till I was 13 (she was 19 or 20) and when I first met her her no one told me who she was. I told my sis that I thought she was hot and was informed of her relation to me. I still feel a lil gross about it.

This guy went all out though, poor kid. He is going to be really confused for a while.

[Shadow Skill]

I had some thing like this happen with my aunt. I didn't meet her till I was 13 (she was 19 or 20) and when I first met her her no one told me who she was. I told my sis that I thought she was hot and was informed of her relation to me. I still feel a lil gross about it.

This guy went all out though, poor kid. He is going to be really confused for a while.
Just be glad there was no "self love" involved...

[parish]

Just be glad there was no "self love" involved...
Yeah, let's go with that... :eek:

Daniel

[rick3878894]

yeah, thank the lord. I thing I would hang my self.

[Zigzagcom]

The following day, in the local paper...

"Child hangs himself after act of self love, but rope snaps..."

[Shadow Skill]

The following day, in the local paper...

"Child hangs himself after act of self love, but rope snaps..."LAWL!! That would truly suck.

[techmatt]

the rope snapping or the try to hang him self?

[Shadow Skill]

The rope snapping....

[techmatt]

OK that part would be funny. Would not blam him for trying though.

[84NITRAM]

Wow, that brings back fond memories of being a very overweight 5 yr old. I tried to hang myself in our bathroom on a hook on the wall. The hook broke and I got in trouble for that. I never told anyone how it happened and I grew up and "slimmed down"...well, I stretched out to 6 ft tall and about 170... No longer a 4 ft 100 lb 5 yr old.
I no longer try to hang myself even though a few people probably wish I would. Screw em :D
No, no step mothers. Fortunatly...

[techmatt]

I did that same thing
I was 4'1" and 210 lbs back in 8th grade now I am 5'8" and 220 lbs
I had tryed to commit suicide once or maby more (don't remember, the drugs I took back then cloud my memery) I even spent some time in a teen psycward.
Although it must have been worse for you since you were somuch younger.

Sorry to hear your shild hood was a f'ed up as mine.

[techmatt]

I did that too got put in jail forced to go to a Psychiatrist for 10 years.

As the old by line in some move I never saw goes
I'm much better know

[parish]

I never tried to kill myself, never struck anyone without being threatened physically first, but (to get back on topic) my stepmother was HOT and not very modest to boot! Good thing I lived with my mom or this thread could have been about me! :eek:

Daniel

[84NITRAM]

Thanks, but my childhood wasn't all that bad at all. It was the 60's..a long time ago. I was just a short fat kid and took a lot of crap till I grew a bit then some of those mean kids had hell to pay around 5th-6th grades. ;) Other than that it was good for the most part. Lots and lots of baseball and running lose in the woods. I was da baby.(of the family)..gotta luv da baby. Even though a was short and fat I could hit a ball with the best of them. It just took me longer to get to first base LOL Now I'm to old to get to first base.
My real depression didn't really manifest itself till I was in my teens and later. Then drugs created havoc in my world. Now I've been completely clean around 4 yrs and still in treatment. Yeah, those teen psych wards.. I wonder if those so called shrinks will ever realize how easy it is for a kid to tell them what they want to hear...Now I wouldn't give one of those quacks the time of day because few, if any know what they're talking about. :eek:

[techmatt]

If you hit the ball far enough it does not matter how slow you run to first base

You are only to old to get to first base with the young girls - try ones your age (if they are single they are willing)lol